Zeo Genesis Travelogues
Greetings, star-nomads! You can call me Trev. (You can also call me Trevallion Franklin-Ridgeway III, but I’d rather you didn’t). I’ve left behind my shallow executive existence to explore the Hundred Suns, to re-connect with insignificant voiders just like you. These are my travels. You’re welcome.
???: “-recording? I think it has.”
Trev: “No, I was talking to… Rex, back on the ship, not you Chodders. Like I said, this comm channel is stuck open.”
“The VIP package for musician Bahbaby Babe included invites to the after-party and he after-partied with gusto. Been self-isolating in his cabin since, hence this solo excursion.”
Chodwick: “That is Chodwick Bumbasey, if you please, Trevallion Franklin-Ridgeway III.”
Trev: “I’d rather you didn’t call me that.”
Chodwick: “And I would rather you called me Chodwick Bumbasey. See how that works? As I was saying, I am an adventuring zeological portional and whole sheriff-purveyor specializing in conflict-zone neo-reobtainment and restoration.”
Trev: “Trawling battlefields in an ill-functioning zeo, finding, fixing, and flogging remains of others he stuffs in his net.”
Chodwick: “Need I remind you this is actually a one-of-a-kind, hand-crafted, zeological format construct-”
Trev: “‘Form’ isn’t even short for ‘format…’”
Chodwick: “Allow me to complete my sentence and you may become better educated! Would one describe a handmade, Praleto-mechanism, bewristed horologe in similar terms because it may lose the odd demi-hawking compared to a cheap, mass-produced Oisac product with a ninety-year nanoreactor? Notice the difference? Mine is a zeological artisanal creation, others are ‘products.’”
Trev: “Explaining the juddering?”
Chodwick: “This ‘net’, as you crudely say, is a Mahon steelsilk interconnected mesh-weave containment flexi-structure-”
Trev: “Net…”
Chodwick: “-I inherited with the now-restored zeological format components following the Bumbasey residence conflagration.”
Trev: “Inherited? So your whole family..?”
Chodwick: “Succeeding the immolation, I realized I am naturally a lone-wolf. Fortunately, it transpires that the vocation of adventuring zeological portional and whole sheriff-purveyor specialising in conflict-zone neo-reobtainment and restoration requires the use of just such precious heirlooms. Before you dare ask if I am lonely, you’ll find I’m actually a remote, stoic character.”
Trev: “My word, that is so… honorable. Mr. Chodwick Bumbasey, I’ve completely misunderstood things. I’ve been embarrassingly oblivious to the truly noble nature of you and your profession. Must’ve knocked my noggin when crash-landing my rented zeo here.”
Chodwick: “Do you really think so?”
Trev: “Absolutely.”
Chodwick: “You know, since the conflagration, you are the first person who has seen me the way I wish. My gratitude…that is more valuable than any crashed zeological format. Allow me to loosen the net for you, Trev.”
Trev: “You mean the Mahon steelsilk interconnected mesh-weave containment flexi-structure?”
Chodwick: “Of course, my friend, of course.”
Stay zippy, star-nomads…
- Chodwick Bumbasey, adventuring zeological portional and whole sheriff-purveyor specialising in conflict-zone neo-reobtainment and restoration.
- Exquisite component rarities to fully operational zeological formats, brace yourself for some of the most marvelous items!
- All things from cold-fusioned bomb manifolds to Pazarma-class battle constructs.
- Pan-helio travel circuit—check MrChodwickBumbaseyAZPaWS-pSiC-zN-raR omninet space for times, dates, and locations.
- Viewing in-person a must!
These journals were recorded via Tymphony Aural Augmetics… TAA: Listen Up!
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