Zeo Genesis Travelogues
Greetings, star-nomads! You can call me Trev. (You can also call me Trevallion Franklin-Ridgeway III, but I’d rather you didn’t). I’ve left behind my shallow executive existence to explore the Hundred Suns, to re-connect with insignificant voiders just like you. These are my travels. You’re welcome.
“I’d be tempted to say I’ve just been on a vivid, involuntary drug trip, but given there was no Dundellian disco dust and my z-link bracer was vibrating like great aunty Julie had snorted too much of it again, I believe it came from physical contact with Rex. It was, after all, a lifelike rendition of how he lost the use of his legs.”
“Sillis Sports Hall has been converted into a medical center and Rex was one of many civilians with relevant experience brought in to help with the emergency. Libertarianism has left the Aegina arco-sphere’s hospital system unable to cope with the influx of patients caused by the battleship Braznov’s auto-combat system going haywire and attacking its home.”
“I suggested Rex could use a breather and savor a swig from my hip-flask containing the galaxy’s last known Uuhpyores Sake. Thankfully, alarms on the bed machinery behind me started blaring and the patient began juddering, breaking Rex’s angry glaring at me.”
“Reportage, especially of my quality, is of equal import to any job, but after some admittedly panicky looking around and with Rex wrist-deep in the patient, I magnanimously responded to his shouting instructions at me.”
“Dashing to the other side of the bed, Rex identified the poor woman was in shock from Exwiffxic Poisoning. I’ll always wonder why scientists want to name maladies after themselves, but this one’s discoverer found that many arco-spheres kick out a specific pollution combo into the water. Concentrated ingestion of it results in what the poor lady was suffering from.”
“At Rex’s commands, I speedily weaved through the hall, dodging equipment and medics on their own missions. Somehow Rex remembered exactly where the right gauge of toxin extractor was, where correct Blimvusol ointment resided, and so forth.”
“Soon I was back at the bedside and Rex impressively walked this first-timer through how to flush fulumgatic fluids and compensate with cagrazon. As the toxin extractor worked its magic, I was about to follow Rex’s instructions to complete the job with the crucial limbaphic injector. I noticed, however, that the injector’s needle was filthy with a previous patient’s blood.”
“There was no time to search for medical alcohol or a replacement, so I made one of the most painful decisions of my life: I emptied the last known Uuhpyores Sake to sterilize the needle before plunging it into the lady. A life was saved that day…but at what cost? At what cost?”
“Stay zippy, star-nomads…”
Uuhpyores Sake
- 35% seimaibuai
- Exclusively made from nopai ruud rice (extinct three-hundred standard years ago)
- Nopai ruud stores dispensed by the Blood From Stone Kannuk
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